"Oh, to be" — August 12th, 2026 I have obtained possession of a third dimensional shape known as a body, consisting of seven billion billion billion little energy beads (7 X 10^27 “atoms”) which are organized into 30 trillion cells and 38 trillion microorganisms all of which coalesce into a diverse range of tissues and biomes that make up about 78 different organs depending on how you count them. It’s during this possession, defined as "agency," that I’m able to orchestrate the body’s limb’s extremities (fingers) with the directive of applying downward pressure onto the plastic buttons that are housed within a complicated piece of metal (a laptop). The buttons allow electricity to travel in an overwhelmingly intricate, yet orderly fashion within its (the laptop’s) sterile, and "lifeless" aluminum housing. All of this is happening with the intention of rendering a representation of a set of electrical firings that have occurred (separate of that occurring inside the aluminum system previously described) from within a certain section of my body, known as the brain (specifically the left frontal lobe). My duty, as the entity responsible for transcribing these firings, is to do them justice by depicting them in both an accurate and understandable portrayal- known as a post. These “posts” are composed of a particular combination of like fifty different unique symbols in order to create a code with the syntax of sentences comprised of words. This “code” then becomes accessible once I upload them to a massive database known as the internet. From there, you (another entity, driving a shape made up of the same shit) have to have made a series of specific clicks/taps on your own overly-complex aluminum device, with your own agency, to make that crap (said device) literally light up in a way that presents said code (which, by the way, has now gone through a whole digital journey & compression process that we won’t even get into right now, ‘cause I’m not tryna overcomplicate stuff) to your advanced light receptors (eyes) which then send yet another electrical signal to your brain. Don’t worry, though- the decryption process should be simple at this point, as the code is formatted in a way which, given you're literate and capable of sight (or have some other sighted and literate entity reading this to you), should naturally create electrical firings in your brain to resemble something kind of similar to the ones that originally went off in mine.